Foreal Though: I hate texting.
I just can’t spend all my time texting like most people can. I want to do shit, not spend my time texting people all the time. A small conversation is okay, but shit, I’m not trying to write a novel here. I don’t like texting all day. Texting stresses me the hell out.
God I’ve shown this picture so many times but it never gets old. And I haven’t talked about it in at least 6 months so it’s time for another round.
It’s a wooden cut out family at the beach in California somewhere and the mom and dad and sister are totally normal and examining beach objects and then, on the fringes, is the fucking horrifying brother laughing w/boogie board in tow. So out of place. So terrifying.
I feel like having seen this in real life, I have an impossibly high bar for comedy because I know exactly how hilarious a thing can be, and this is the fucking pinacle.
EDIT: I know because someone who reblogged this from me has SEEN IT TOO that this was in fact from that time I went to Santa Cruz.
LOLOLOLOLOMFGOMFOMOGMOMG
bliu:
Tearjerker video. You don’t have to be Chinese or first generation to watch this.
Respect and serve your parents. I’m not sure about you guys, but my parents sacrifice so much for me and my brother. I think it’s a shame when people don’t go out of their way to make their parents proud and happy. To the people who gave you the most patience, time, and love, you should return just as much.
I’m using Photo Booth as a mirror right now because I’m too lazy to get up and walk to the washroom.